February 2012
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When I was a kid, I didn't have a laptop, iPod,...
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"You know what, Kelly?"
Me: What?
Sister: You remind me of this girl on my track team.
Me: Oh, really?
Sister: Yeah! You see, when you first meet her, she can come off as rough and controlling, but----
Me: Rough and controlling?
Sister: Yeah. She's rough and controlling on the inside, but----
Me: ROUGH and CONTROLLING?
Dear makers of cherry medicine,
most-awkward-moments:
Have you ever tasted a fucking cherry?
Sincerely, the world.
me: hey i havent taken a picture in a while
me: *takes picture*
me: *remembers why i dont take pictures*
Interview with Josh Ramsay
Interviewer: If you weren't a musician, what would you be doing?
Josh: I would probably be that hilariously charming homeless guy that lives down the street who you know, has like witty little one liners and stuff while people walk by. I would probably make a decent living. Um, you know, who eats alot of apples.
Interviewer:
Josh: And Almonds.
Interviewer:
Josh:
Interviewer: That's the most interesting answer we've had...
Josh: Well lets be honest, what else could I possibly do? I'm not good at anything. So, I mean, it's either music or homeless.
Interviewer:
Josh: That's what they told me on career day.
Interviewer: And this is why you're my favorite.
When I see someone wearing Crocs
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The Many Faces of INFJ (According to an INTP)
kronman:
Grain of salt and all, but some of the descriptions are hilarious:
I swear, you INFJs could stare at a chair for an hour and end up seeing the meaning of life somewhere in it.
I'm one of the biggest procrastinators ever.
Before Christmas: OHMYGOD GUYS we got into QCK! I must draw ALL THE DRAWINGS! Christmas: QCK isn’t until February. I got time. January: I’ve got a month. I can make two prints or so by then. Hakuna Mattata. End of January: I can draw these mascots for it! ALL RIGHT! February: I’ll get them done the weekend before.
Now: These mascots suck. Nobody will buy them. I am giving up my...
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